did you get engaged???
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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