i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Randomize