what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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