who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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