Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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