the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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