so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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