I can tuck mytits in my pants
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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