Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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