I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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