I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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