Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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