so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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