Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  we dont do blackfin have a good night :)

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): we dont do blackfin have a good night :) http://tfl.nu/42ei
  Replies (4) Good night (497) Bad night (574) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Knowing your life, probably not.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (832): I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right? (303): Knowing your life, probably not. http://tfl.nu/p5sh
  Replies (4) Good night (728) Bad night (3008)
• Favorite

  (949): View more from California

  he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (949): he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment http://tfl.nu/ipb9
  Replies (18) Good night (3546) Bad night (565) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (607): View more from New York

  New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics

  (1-607): View more from New York

  That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder

  (1-607): View more from New York

  Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (607): New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics (1-607): That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder (1-607): Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in? http://tfl.nu/6ryu
  Replies (25) Good night (5070) Bad night (476)
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out http://tfl.nu/2ht3
  Replies (19) Good night (4180) Bad night (696) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy. http://tfl.nu/x9uw
  Replies (50) Good night (9726) Bad night (2198) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (517): View more from Michigan

  New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (517): New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause http://tfl.nu/0zau
  Replies (65) Good night (17171) Bad night (737) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome http://tfl.nu/w0f6
  Replies (49) Good night (3559) Bad night (881) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/8nek
  Replies (11) Good night (2368) Bad night (1585) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (202): the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar http://tfl.nu/f2lj
  Replies (6) Good night (4915) Bad night (1329) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways http://tfl.nu/010i
  Replies (14) Good night (1155) Bad night (4868) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless. http://tfl.nu/cahf
  Replies (4) Good night (2840) Bad night (695) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (423): View more from Tennessee

  Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (423): Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity http://tfl.nu/dliq
  Replies (2) Good night (747) Bad night (570) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help. http://tfl.nu/0nf6
  Replies (5) Good night (340) Bad night (971) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination. http://tfl.nu/sipx
  Replies (8) Good night (601) Bad night (243) Order T-Shirt

Randomize