ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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