Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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