Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
why is half of my head shaved?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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