she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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