i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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