I think I just saw someone hide a body.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
then he tried to convert me to islam
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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