what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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