East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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