okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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