I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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