ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Hippo gnu deer
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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