You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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