Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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