This girl is more easily done than said...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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