Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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