Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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