so explain again why im purple
no
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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