last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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