All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
be right there i have to get my cape
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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