Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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