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Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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