Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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