put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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