I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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