It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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