Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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