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Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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