Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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