She's JV to your varsity
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I could fuck to npr.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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