Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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