I want to stick my p in your. b.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
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imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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