Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Porn is love you can see.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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