btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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