The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Is it because I queefed?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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