Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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