absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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