My nipple is on Facebook.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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