is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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