True but thats because hes a fetus.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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