question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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