I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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