come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
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I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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