But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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