Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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