Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
jump out the window naked night went bad
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