I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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