btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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