Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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