Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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