You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The beer is more important than you right now.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Randomize
