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2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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